What would have happened when Paul met the boys.
- Management: guys this is Paul. He'll be your babysitter when you go on tour.
- Paul: Hell-
- Liam: Baby sitter? I thought I was.
- Louis: it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Louis and this curly headed boy is Harry.
- Paul: very nice to meet you lads.
- Louis: -whispers- keep your wife out of his site ;) -points at harry-
- Paul: -looks at Harry-
- Harry: hi! -innocent smile-
- Paul: why? What's gonna happen to my wif-
- Zayn: hey I'm zayn. Do you like my hair? Touch it-
- Paul: it's very nic-
- Zayn: wait no don't cause then I'll have to kill you.
- Paul: um okay.
- Zayn: bitches love my hair.
- Paul: you have very nice hair.
- Zayn: I already know that.
- Niall: hey mate. The Names Niall
- Liam: Louis stop giving Harry love bites. Paul, your doing a horrible job.
- Niall: Is that nando's you got there?
- Liam: I'm daddy direction, what is this mahogany.
- Harry: damn check out that chick!
- Paul: Harry, that's my wife
- Harry: how old is she?
- Louis: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
- Zayn: Imma bradforad bad boy. Yo Paul man, got a mirror? Mines too small, i can't see my whole face.
- Niall: I'm Irish, You're Irish. Let's be friends!
- Paul: What did i sign up for.
-Hello! -Hello!! -How are you? -Fine! and you? -very good!! -where are you from? -I’m from Chile, and you?? - WEEEEEENA CONCHETUMAREEE!!!!
JAJAJA, no soy de chile pero lo reblogueo igual!!! fhkdsjf
esta wea pasa xDD aksaskjashkjashas
Weeena po cooonchetumaaree! ajilao culiaaao como tay?
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EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS
“I’M AN ADULT,” i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I’m an adult
bitch please im 17!
can we kill them already?